Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Invention for Mankind. - "The Un-toaster"

 About five seconds ago I stumbled upon an idea that would inevitably change the world. This might be greater than the discovery of insulin. Many doctors tell us not to eat burnt food, for it can cause cancer in the future, and then other people like "environmentalists" tell us the smoke creates greenhouse gases. Then we are left with the problem of world hunger. So, you burn your toast in the morning, and immediately you are left with three "humanitarian points" against you. Not only have you increased the amount of green house gas, but if you eat it you can cause cancer, but if you don't eat it you might just increase world hunger. To solve this whole situation, I have invented "The Un-toaster". No, your toast will not travel back in time to the state it was before you toasted it. "The Un-toaster" has special rays that pass through the bread that will repair all the burnt stuff in the toast. "The Un-toaster" will just be the beginning. In ten years, we would like to have a machine that will un-burn skin. We are hoping that if enough people are in access of these machines, skin cancer will  be reduced. Now back to the start. "The Un-toaster" will not only un-burn your toast, it will un-burn any food you would like to consume that has been burnt. Our latest improvement is that we can un-cook your steak if it is too cooked. So now when you ever you stumble a piece of burnt toast, just whip out that "Un-toaster" and save the world!

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